My Husband Called Him

Wife planning a renovation? I offer second opinions.

Any project. Any season. Any concern. The jokes are fake. So is any invoice you get.

Pick who talks you out of it

Tell him what she's plannin'. Text him right here, have him text your phone, or call and he'll answer in character. Free, and it's Chad's AI. Then send it to her. Or don't.

Sizin' up your project... If nothin' shows up, text or call (803) 233-5077.

What I talk folks out of

If she saw it on Pinterest, I have concerns about it.

Also deeply concerned about

Pick your level of concern

The Woodford Clause

A joke contract. Nobody owes a bottle.

How it works

Send it, I look it over, the project dies of natural causes

Send your request and Zelle the donation. No Zelle, no truck. Zelle, maybe truck.
I look it over. I personally read every one and text you to pick a time, if I'm doin' it.
I show up looking worried, or call at the set time, assuming any of this is real. If it is, that's the real me, not the AI.
The project dies of natural causes. You didn't say a word. That was all me.

How you pay: Zelle

Zelle donation. No refunds. No real invoice.

Zelle only, to chadbechtel225@gmail.com. Put your first name in the memo.
I won't send an invoice. If I do, it's fake, and it won't be for the amount you actually paid, if you actually paid.
It's all a donation. Donations are appreciated, because my time and services may or may not be real.
No refunds. Zelle doesn't do take-backs and neither do I. This part's no joke: it's real money, so only send what you're fine never seein' again.